"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
"and fade out again…"
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
valintimes day is right arond the corner:
here’s some great cheap date ideas:
- eating sand
- casual arson
- finding her father’s killer
when you finally win a long argument
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS